Hey, honey! I have a present for you!!

I was poking around a local pawn shop this morning. Didn't really need anything. I just like to look. The guns drew my attention and I was looking them over when the shop owner approached me. He asked if I needed any help?

I told him I was thinking about getting a gun for my husband.

He wanted to know what kind he might need?

I told him it didn't really matter. He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him!