Kidisms

Who are these kids and where do they come up with this stuff?

We grabbed a quick lunch from Wendy's yesterday. Levi was looking at the bag which was proudly proclaiming Wendy's new "healthier" menu. He was unimpressed. He snorted, "Oh, yeah. This is a real healthy menu. There's a kids meal with fried chicken nuggets, fruit and milk and a salad with diet meat." Um, diet meat?? "Yeah, that low-fat meat." You mean grilled chicken? "Yeah, that."

Tonight, driving home we noticed a house with Christmas lights and a big, blow-up Scooby Doo on the porch. Not even Scooby in a Santa hat. Just Scooby. Lane, ever quick with the derision, thought this was stupid. "You put CHRISTMAS up during the Christmas season and Scooby up during Scooby season." Um, and exactly when IS Scooby season?? He wasn't quite sure when it is, but he's quite sure that it is not in December.