Attitude Adjustment
(Or would that be cattitude??)
Sunny just got home from the vet. He got neutered yesterday. Surprisingly, he's still speaking to me today. I don't know that I would be that generous were the roles reversed. He came home with a list of instructions for his post-surgery care:
* Give him limited exercise
* Keep him from jumping
* Keep him from licking the site
Someone please explain to me exactly how one stops a 5 month old kitten from doing these things? Lock him up? Does he need to live in his carrier for the next week? Sheesh.
Oh, and then there's this:
"Please check his incision daily for any swelling, redness or discharge." Yeah, just the area I of a cat I want to study closely on a daily basis. Methinks the kid that works at the vet should get this job!!
Sorry, Sunny. We love ya but those nuts had to go. Forgive us.
(Or would that be cattitude??)
Sunny just got home from the vet. He got neutered yesterday. Surprisingly, he's still speaking to me today. I don't know that I would be that generous were the roles reversed. He came home with a list of instructions for his post-surgery care:
* Give him limited exercise
* Keep him from jumping
* Keep him from licking the site
Someone please explain to me exactly how one stops a 5 month old kitten from doing these things? Lock him up? Does he need to live in his carrier for the next week? Sheesh.
Oh, and then there's this:
"Please check his incision daily for any swelling, redness or discharge." Yeah, just the area I of a cat I want to study closely on a daily basis. Methinks the kid that works at the vet should get this job!!
Sorry, Sunny. We love ya but those nuts had to go. Forgive us.
1 Comments:
Maybe you could try one of those cone things???
Yeah, screw it. He's a cat. He'll bounce back.
:)
ROFL!!!
~toemi~
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